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How do you make a legoman wince?
Kick him in the blocks.
(if you don't get it, listen to the punch line)
Why don't Legos like to stay in their box?
Because they are claustrophoBRICK.
With don't Megablocks want to stay in their box?
Because they're claustrofauxbrick
This is the real reason he won't get his own brickset account
.. so I'll add my own big of cringeworthiness to the mix ...
Why do female AFOLs have trouble getting a date?
Because they try to avoid studs using snot techniques.
And as if that wasn't enough, they try to disguise their burps by covering them in grey cheeses.
There's also a UK-only minifig set called "6 unemployed people", although when you open the box there's actually about twelve (although the government keep insisting there's only six).
"and there's also a LEGO royal bank of scotland, where the robbers work behind the counter, and the workers put all the money in!"
Whoa, bit o' politics, bit o' politics... my name's Ben Elton, goodnight! :o)