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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...? (Lego Jokes)

allyburnsallyburns Member Posts: 62
edited May 2012 in Everything else LEGO
Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

I made this joke up whilst enjoying a long lie on Sunday and it got me thinking - are there any other LEGO jokes out there? If so, tell us them here! NOTE: I was going to phrase it as either LEGO minifigs or LEGO people, but LEGO men sounded better - I know there are LEGO women too :o)

Ok, who's next up with a LEGO joke - over to you!


  • BrickarmorBrickarmor Member Posts: 1,258
    Stephen Colbert did a bit on Romney when the etch-a-sketch sound bite was going around, comparing him to a Lego Man... Maybe I should go find that so I don't spoil the punchline. And my mom told me about a SNL quip a while back. It was part of the Weekend Update, the faux-anchorman (sorry, I'm not up on my who's who) was giving a report on the soon to be opening Legoland and some details regarding what was going to be built and how many gazillion pieces it was going to have, then he goes, "But good luck completing it without this!" and he holds up a tiny piece. Even hearing that secondhand I thought it was hysterical!
  • prof1515prof1515 Member Posts: 1,550
    Does Galidor count as a joke? A bad one at least?
  • MatthewMatthew Administrator Posts: 3,714
    ^ very good :-)
  • legomattlegomatt Member Posts: 2,543
    edited May 2012
    I came up with this some years ago:

    How do you make a legoman wince?

    Kick him in the blocks.


    (if you don't get it, listen to the punch line)
  • LegobrandonCPLegobrandonCP Member Posts: 1,917
    Ba dum tsss! ;)
  • jagdjhjagdjh Member Posts: 95
    I told my family your joke at dinner tonight and my ten year old daughter came up with one of her own:

    Why don't Legos like to stay in their box?
    Because they are claustrophoBRICK.
  • LegobrandonCPLegobrandonCP Member Posts: 1,917
    ^ Good one!
  • JenniJenni Member Posts: 1,390
    @jagdjh Your daughter is very funny. My husband however is not and came back with

    With don't Megablocks want to stay in their box?
    Because they're claustrofauxbrick

    This is the real reason he won't get his own brickset account
  • Si_UKNZSi_UKNZ Member Posts: 4,179
    This thread is terrible!
    .. so I'll add my own big of cringeworthiness to the mix ...

    Why do female AFOLs have trouble getting a date?
    Because they try to avoid studs using snot techniques.

    And as if that wasn't enough, they try to disguise their burps by covering them in grey cheeses.
  • jagdjhjagdjh Member Posts: 95
    @jenni Thanks! She liked your husband's joke too...after I explained faux and how Megablocks are 'fake'.
  • StormsworderStormsworder Member Posts: 107
    There's a Group 4 Lego prison van, although when you open the box the Lego prisoner is missing.

    There's also a UK-only minifig set called "6 unemployed people", although when you open the box there's actually about twelve (although the government keep insisting there's only six).
  • legomattlegomatt Member Posts: 2,543
    edited May 2012

    "and there's also a LEGO royal bank of scotland, where the robbers work behind the counter, and the workers put all the money in!"

    Whoa, bit o' politics, bit o' politics... my name's Ben Elton, goodnight! :o)
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