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Brickset Bonus Ball Drawing-Goldchains Again!?!-3/17/2018

I pity the fool that doesn't enter my sweepstakes!

As I'm sure you know, I'm a like whore(isn't everybody?).  My mission is to have more likes than posts, which is easier said than done lol.  The mission of this drawing is to gain as many likes on your post as possible.  Post your favorite joke, meme, video, etc. and the rest of us will vote!

So that being said, this sweepstakes drawing has two prizes.  Whoever gets the Bonusball wins a Toys R Us Bricktober City Jungle minifig 4 pack and a #30303 Joker's Bumper Car.  The second prize, whoever gets the most likes, will get a Mini Millenium Falcon polybag and a #30608 Lloyd Gamestop exclusive polybag.  

Here is my favorite joke by a standup comedian:  



  • devilheaddevilhead Member Posts: 286

    That means I have to pay attention to what other people post... that sounds like too much work.

  • MugenPowerMugenPower Member Posts: 631
    First one that came to my mind, but gets me every time.

  • PebblesPebbles Member Posts: 173
    Oww I like this idea it's a bit outside the box, that said i'm sticking to a Lego theme. I saw this the other day and it had me in hysterics. :D

  • TheFewTheFew Member Posts: 1,779
    Why did the baker have brown hands?

    Because he needed a poo....
  • jmeninnojmeninno Member Posts: 1,164
    Tough to choose just one.  I guess this one will be my entry.  From the internets!
  • DB361DB361 Member Posts: 299
    This is one of those internet things where if you don't know it, you'll be blank on this one. If you do, you'll be able to repeat every scene word for word...and like it!
  • BobflipBobflip Member Posts: 715
    I'll post one of mine...

    Two peanuts walked into a bar. And this is why Monsanto need to be STOPPED!
  • HarrymattpotterHarrymattpotter Member Posts: 46
    Lepin, that's my joke
  • ShibShib Member Posts: 5,459
    BNAG - That’s bang out of order.

    Thank you Tim Vine
  • SeijiAmasawaSeijiAmasawa Member Posts: 264
    Why did the Chicken cross the road? To see his stupid friend.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    It’s me, Chicken.
  • benbacardibenbacardi Member Posts: 712
    edited March 2018
    My friend said he was going to a fancy dress party dressed as a small island. I said ‘don’t be Sicily’. 

    Tim Vine again!
  • Switchfoot55Switchfoot55 Member Posts: 3,276
    Whatever @SumoLego was going to post...
  • redarmyredarmy Member Posts: 741
    edited March 2018
    ^ Beat me to it..
  • Game_onGame_on Member Posts: 92
    edited March 2018
    This is basically my life at work:

  • M_BossM_Boss Member Posts: 256
    Wanna hear a joke?
    Black VIP card rewards
  • Toc13Toc13 Member Posts: 1,144
    I can afford all the Lego I want
  • Muftak1Muftak1 Member Posts: 547
    edited March 2018

    Occasionally I say to my blind friend, "Can you tell me what this says? It's in braille and I don't understand it"

    And then I hand him a Lego brick.

    Apparently, all Lego bricks say "Frack you dude!"

    Frack replaces other potential "F" word :-)

  • GoodCoffeeJoeyGoodCoffeeJoey Member Posts: 82
  • eggsheneggshen Member Posts: 596
    I work for a company that really stresses employee engagement. I have this on my door.

  • donutboydonutboy Member Posts: 756
    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • mr_bennmr_benn Member Posts: 941
    Love a bit of Big Train... I think of this every time I walk by the Ritz on Piccadilly...
  • alldarkeralldarker Member Posts: 224
    I use this one like, all the time...
  • FodderFodder Member Posts: 351
    Why did Jim fall off his bike?

    Because someone threw a fridge at him.
  • SalamalexSalamalex Member Posts: 297
    edited March 2018
  • TkattTkatt Member Posts: 472
  • historymanhistoryman Member Posts: 377
  • piratemania7piratemania7 Member Posts: 2,146
    Donald J. Trump
  • BrickByBrickBrickByBrick Member Posts: 744
    edited March 2018

    This is what a real movie trailer looks like
  • BoomDiggityBoomDiggity Member Posts: 107
    What do you call Batman when he skips church?

    Christian Bale.
  • samiam391samiam391 Member Posts: 4,487
    Image result for golden retriever puppies

    Only the heartless can scroll by a picture of adorable puppies without liking it.
  • sweetness34sweetness34 Member Posts: 406
  • bandit778bandit778 Member Posts: 2,372
    Whats red and not there?

    No tomatoes.
    (It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).
  • VorpalRyuVorpalRyu Member Posts: 2,318
    A friend made this for me after I told him that so far only two sets had missing pieces....event exclusive sets.
  • mak0137mak0137 Member Posts: 288
    At work today, "this sketch is sketchy".
  • paul_mertonpaul_merton Member Posts: 2,967
    Sausage related posts. That's the secret to getting more likes than comments.

    Worked for me! :)
  • CCCCCC Member Posts: 20,526
    edited March 2018
    Last year I saw a busker in Australia playing Dancing Queen on a digeredoo. He was an Abba-riginal.

    (More Tim Vine)
  • Renegade007cjhRenegade007cjh Member Posts: 696
    edited March 2018
    The Last Jedi is the best movie in the whole Star Wars saga.

    What? You wanted a joke! Probably splitting the crowd on this one but, hey - at least there are no "Dislike" buttons!
  • CaptainPirateManCaptainPirateMan Member Posts: 353
    Any Mitch Hedburg fans here???
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