Brickset Bonus Ball Drawing-Goldchains Again!?!-3/17/2018

Goldchains

I pity the fool that doesn't enter my sweepstakes!

As I'm sure you know, I'm a like whore(isn't everybody?).  My mission is to have more likes than posts, which is easier said than done lol.  The mission of this drawing is to gain as many likes on your post as possible.  Post your favorite joke, meme, video, etc. and the rest of us will vote!

So that being said, this sweepstakes drawing has two prizes.  Whoever gets the Bonusball wins a Toys R Us Bricktober City Jungle minifig 4 pack and a #30303 Joker's Bumper Car.  The second prize, whoever gets the most likes, will get a Mini Millenium Falcon polybag and a #30608 Lloyd Gamestop exclusive polybag.  

Here is my favorite joke by a standup comedian:

devilhead

That means I have to pay attention to what other people post... that sounds like too much work.

MugenPower

First one that came to my mind, but gets me every time.

Pebbles

Oww I like this idea it's a bit outside the box, that said i'm sticking to a Lego theme. I saw this the other day and it had me in hysterics. :D

Legoboy

@pitfall69

TheFew

Why did the baker have brown hands?



Because he needed a poo....

jmeninno

Tough to choose just one.  I guess this one will be my entry.  From the internets!

Russell844

Bumblepants

Robin: "the batmobile won't start"
Batman: "Check the battery"
Robin: "What's a tery?"

DB361

This is one of those internet things where if you don't know it, you'll be blank on this one. If you do, you'll be able to repeat every scene word for word...and like it!

TheLegoMaster35

Bobflip

I'll post one of mine...

Two peanuts walked into a bar. And this is why Monsanto need to be STOPPED!

Mr_Cross

I used to work in promotions, making toys that fall out of cereal packs or come free with your "healthy and nutritious" childrens' meal. I had this cartoon pinned on the wall above my drawing board for about a decade.

Been thinking about this strip almost every time the Black VIP card rewards are discussed.

Thanks for hosting!

Harrymattpotter

Lepin, that's my joke

dmcc0

Patient: Doctor, I keep humming "The Green Green Grass Of Home"
Doctor: Sounds like Tom Jones-itis

Patient: Is it rare?
Doctor: It's Not Unusual

Shib

BNAG - That’s bang out of order.

Thank you Tim Vine

SeijiAmasawa

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To see his stupid friend.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
It’s me, Chicken.

COOLEGO

I said to the gym instructor, “can you teach me to do the splits?”. He said, “how flexible are you?”. I said, “I can do Thursdays?”.

benbacardi

My friend said he was going to a fancy dress party dressed as a small island. I said ‘don’t be Sicily’. 

Tim Vine again!

starwars4ever

Why I see names inside a heart carved on a tree, I don't have the same reaction most people do. I think "Why do so many people bring knifes on their dates?"

Switchfoot55

Whatever @SumoLego was going to post...

redarmy

^ Beat me to it..

Game_on

This is basically my life at work:
 

M_Boss

Wanna hear a joke?
Black VIP card rewards

Toc13

I can afford all the Lego I want

Lobot

Gary Larson at his very best....

Muftak1

Occasionally I say to my blind friend, "Can you tell me what this says? It's in braille and I don't understand it"

And then I hand him a Lego brick.

Apparently, all Lego bricks say "Frack you dude!"

Frack replaces other potential "F" word :-)

GoodCoffeeJoey

eggshen

I work for a company that really stresses employee engagement. I have this on my door.

donutboy

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

mr_benn

Love a bit of Big Train... I think of this every time I walk by the Ritz on Piccadilly...

SumoLego

@Goldchains - you got plenty of like-whoring ahead of you.  It would have been ironic if I would have missed this draw!

My personal favorite...



The one meme to rule them all...



And this one, when posted many moons ago in the Forum by @Pitfall69, made me audibly snort in Court.



Did I post three memes to maximize my like-to-whore ratio? Of course I did!  Reward me with more likes!

alldarker

I use this one like, all the time...

Fodder

Why did Jim fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Salamalex

  

Tkatt

historyman

MaffyD

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask.

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’.

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.'

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara.

My cat is recovering from a massive stroke.

If you don’t know what Morris dancing is, imagine eight guys from the KKK got lost, ended up at gay pride and just tried to style it out.

Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Well, if we’re like whoring, I might as well make my odds as good as possible! Although I don’t think I can top @Salamalex hilarious limerick/one liner/meme/pun/whatever!

piratemania7

Donald J. Trump

BrickByBrick

This is what a real movie trailer looks like

BoomDiggity

What do you call Batman when he skips church?


Christian Bale.

samiam391

Only the heartless can scroll by a picture of adorable puppies without liking it.

sweetness34

bandit778

Whats red and not there?




No tomatoes.
(It's early and I haven't had my coffee yet. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

VorpalRyu

A friend made this for me after I told him that so far only two sets had missing pieces....event exclusive sets.

mak0137

At work today, "this sketch is sketchy".

paul_merton

Sausage related posts. That's the secret to getting more likes than comments.

Worked for me! :)

CCC

Last year I saw a busker in Australia playing Dancing Queen on a digeredoo. He was an Abba-riginal.

(More Tim Vine)

Renegade007cjh

The Last Jedi is the best movie in the whole Star Wars saga.

What? You wanted a joke! Probably splitting the crowd on this one but, hey - at least there are no "Dislike" buttons!

CaptainPirateMan

Any Mitch Hedburg fans here???

snowhitie

Just in time, this boy was'nt allowed tablet in the kitchen and no food in the living room, he followed the rules!

Now looking forward to reading all the funny things, thanks for hosting @Goldchains